• Me: I cleaned all the dishes
  • Mom: aren't you going to put them away too?
  • Me: you have to upgrade from the trial version to the full version.
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portraitsofboston:

“I gave him a hard time in the beginning.”
“She gave me a really hard time. It took me two years to get her phone number.”

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beam-meh-up-scotty:

unexplained-events:

Back in 2012, Paul Gaylord (go ahead and laugh) contracted the Bubonic Plague from his cat. He was in a coma for 27 days and ended up losing all his fingers and toes. Gaylord’s condition was so bad that the day before he woke up, doctors considered pulling the plug.


This is both amazing and horrifying.

Source

What.

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policymic:

Genius Duke project calls out the offensive phrases we say every day

The normalization of homophobic and misogynistic language, especially among young people, is nothing new. But while there may be a growing awareness of the problem, there haven’t been many organized initiatives dedicated to eradicate these types of problematic expressions — until now. Enter Duke University’s campaign “You Don’t Say,” which is an effort to remind students that language is powerful, and that word choice has consequences. 

The Duke project uses photos to show how casual slurs like “no homo,” “tranny,” “that’s so gay” and “you’re such a pussy” target women and the LGBT community. In the series, Blue Devils students explain why they have adjusted their language. 

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i am mine.
before i am ever anyone else’s.
in, nayyirah waheed (via perfect)

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tamagrouchi:

why is it considered rude to ask people to stop touching you. u know whats rudE???? fckin touching people w/o their consent. God

(Source: vampirequeen)

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egberts:

my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard and i’m gonna charge 3.50 for a small and become the next international chain of gourmet beverages that are actually pretty average

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pbsnature:

Newborn snow monkeys are full of energy and curiosity. (It’s a good thing mothers are patient!) Watch a clip from ‘Snow Monkeys,’ airing on Nature on PBS Wednesday, April 23: http://youtu.be/A4WzpZzb_jA

pbsnature:

Newborn snow monkeys are full of energy and curiosity. (It’s a good thing mothers are patient!) Watch a clip from ‘Snow Monkeys,’ airing on Nature on PBS Wednesday, April 23: http://youtu.be/A4WzpZzb_jA

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mysexsounds:

Jeremih- The 5 senses

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black-m3rmaid:

dandridge-monroe:

versacetits:

my nigga put her down ever so gently


Always reblog

this movie wild

black-m3rmaid:

dandridge-monroe:

versacetits:

my nigga put her down ever so gently

Always reblog

this movie wild

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lampsandtoasters:

kapooyah:

bellabracha:

what even IS american culture

it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value 

i don’t get it

image

this might just be the most accurate discription of america ever

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mysexsounds:

Chris Brown- Take you down

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mysexsounds:

Chris brown- Beg for it

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satanicdoge:

zethofhyrule:

…And I thought Link liked Mario…

in my head i was yelling HYEEEAH

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